[ANN] (BOB) DOBBSCOIN — THE ONLY CRYPTO-CURRENCY ACCEPTED ON THE PLEASURE SAUCERS
Scrypt · PoW · Est. 2014 · WORTHLESS ON PURPOSE
(https://www.dobbscoin.info/images/title.png)
(BOB) comes to JUSTIFY your sins; to UNMASK the Conspiracy,
and to get us back the SLACK they stole away!
★ NEW BUILD — MINING TAB ★
The wallet mines now. No pool config file, no cgminer window, no batch script you wrote in 2014 and forgot. Open the wallet, click the tab, point it at a pool or solo it against your own node. That's the whole feature.
Build: 21 August 2026, 17:31
Platform: Windows x86_64 · 16.3 MB
Dobbscoin-miningtab-20260821-173125-win64.zip
SHA-256: a9aaafa0783a65441a19ce0c98f0dbc3484caeb1e123045daa3946ffe328a090►► DOWNLOAD AT DOBBSCOIN.INFO/DOWNLOADS ◄◄ (https://dobbscoin.info/downloads)
Read this part: the mining tab build was compiled 52 minutes
before the v0.13.5 version bump, so it is
not v0.13.5 and never will be. It is a preview cut. It carries no upstream checksum manifest — that hash above was computed by the mirror, not signed by a publisher. If you want a tagged, CI-built release, take
v0.13.4 from the same page and wait for the tab to land properly.
Verify before you run it. Every time. From anyone. Including us.
SPECIFICATIONS
| Ticker | (BOB) |
| Algorithm | Scrypt (PoW) |
| Block time | 2 min target · ~6 min actual at current hashrate |
| Block reward | 1.5 BOB (current) |
| Supply | 8,200,526 BOB (UTXO set @ block 1,890,000) |
| Chain height | 1,890,000 |
| Launched | 2014 |
| License | MIT |
| Backed by | Nothing. Powered by everything. |
⚠ MANDATORY UPGRADE — TWO FORKS ALREADY LIVE ⚠
If you are reading this on an old node, you are already off the chain. Two of the three consensus forks on the road to block 2,000,000 have activated. This is not a warning about something coming — it is a notice about something that happened.
- Block 1,888,808 — LWMA-3 difficulty retarget + 100-block finality — ACTIVE
- Block 1,888,888 — emergency difficulty recovery rule — ACTIVE
- Block 2,000,000 — AuxPoW merge-mining — PENDING, 110,000 blocks out
Chain tip is
block 1,890,000. Anything older than v0.13.4 stopped following consensus 1,192 blocks ago. Upgrade, then resync — do not assume your local chain is the real one.
On the AuxPoW date: at the block times we are actually seeing, 110,000 blocks is closer to a year out than to this December. If hashrate comes back and spacing returns to the 2-minute target it lands around February. Either way, nobody needs to rush for it yet.
v0.13.4 also fixes startup: the wallet no longer re-grinds every block on the chain at launch.
14 minutes down to under 20 seconds. The wallet-encryption hotfix is still in there too.
WHERE TO GET IT
- All downloads + checksums: dobbscoin.info/downloads (https://dobbscoin.info/downloads) — 11 releases mirrored, hashes published
- Block explorer: explorer.dobbscoin.info (https://explorer.dobbscoin.info/)
- Mining pool: pool.dobbscoin.info (https://pool.dobbscoin.info/)
- Android wallet: subgenius.vip/dobbscoin.apk (https://subgenius.vip/dobbscoin.apk)
- Paper wallet: paperwallet.dobbscoin.info (https://paperwallet.dobbscoin.info/)
- Builds: self-hosted at dobbscoin.info/downloads (https://dobbscoin.info/downloads) — 11 releases, checksums in MIRROR-SHA256.txt. The GitHub org is gone; we mirror our own now.
TIRED OF WAITING FOR (BOB) TO SYNC? Drop the whole damn chain into your wallet folder and slack off in minutes → GET THE CHAIN BOOTSTRAP (https://www.dobbscoin.info/bootstrap/)
wBOB — LAYER-1 (BOB) ON GNOSIS CHAIN
Lock (BOB) on layer one, mint wBOB on Gnosis. Burn wBOB, release (BOB). Live pricing on the front page is quoted off the wBOB pair, because that is the only place a price exists.
- Bridge: bridge.subgenius.finance (https://bridge.subgenius.finance/)
- Trade wBOB: oku.trade (Gnosis) (https://oku.trade/swap?inputChain=gnosis&inToken=0xe91D153E0b41518A2Ce8Dd3D7944Fa863463a97d&outToken=0x13550ae65f22A36f60A50d625B70b58666488263)
WHAT IS THIS
Dobbscoin is the officially approved crypto-currency of the Church of the SubGenius (https://www.subgenius.com) — a fifty-plus year UFO/sex cult and parody religion built inside a great many well-known belief systems. The Church teaches a complex doctrine centered on the clip-art deity J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and shines a hard light on
The Conspiracy (Cliques Of Normals Secretly Planning Insidious Rituals Aimed at Controlling You).
(BOB) is a peer-to-peer settlement instrument — a currency-like electronic document, not to be confused with legal tender. It is worthless on purpose and always has been. That is the feature. Every other coin in this section is worthless by accident and won't admit it.
Slack is doing as little as possible, yet mysteriously benefiting at the same time. It is a kind of direct perception, unfettered by so-called common sense. Not laziness exactly — a kind of active sloth.GET SLACK NOW — WHILE DIFFICULTY IS LOW
In UFO/SEX Cult, Coin PUMPS YOU
SOCIAL / CONSPIRACY CELLS
- Discord (https://discordapp.com/invite/4TMCUkb)
- Twitter @Dobbscoin (https://twitter.com/Dobbscoin)
- Facebook — The Dobbscoin Conspiracy (https://www.facebook.com/groups/dobbscoin/)
- The original BitcoinTalk thread (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=792459.0;all) (2014, still standing)
- BECOME ORDAINED (https://www.subgenius.com/scatalog/membership.htm)
THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW AND YOU MAY DIE
NOT FINANCIAL ADVISORS. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
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